König voice lines to soothe the brain
Soap, texting Price: *sends a voice message*
Price, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Soap: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Price: *presses play*
Soap's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
Sleepy König (hcs)
This man is a little bitch when he's tried, fight me.
Also shat this out in 10 minutes sooo 🤷♀️
Pairing: König (COD) x neutral reader
Genre: hcs, fluff
Warnings: swearing
Sleepy König is pretty mean. It’s funny to you now that you get his dark, sarcastic humour but it was a shock at first.
Saying that, it’s funny to see other’s reactions to it. On the rare occasion he lets a comment slip around people outside a battle royal situation, he’s usually met with a brief silence and wide eyes as his teammates try to comparand whatever complex roast he just spurted out.
Like when he’s drunk, König gets way more talkative when tired. Whatever anxiety blocking his words is completely gone. If König’s comfortable he will just go off for hours about anything, switching topics every five seconds and half the time it won’t even make sense.
Is that “did you know” bastard that makes you pause the movie while he goes on a random info dump.
You’ve been witness to many late night wiki deep-dives because of this. They’re pretty fun, actually.
Loves to burrito himself in blankets and keeps several around the house for this reason. It’s something his Mam would do to him as a kid when he was anxious or couldn’t sleep and now it’s a habit he’s not willing to give up.
And he will get you into the burrito with him and no you won’t be moving for hours. And if he’s homesick, good luck.
Eats everything in sight. Even if he doesn’t like it; it’s food, its energy and energy makes him feel less tired.
You’ve seen König eat some strange ass things at midnight. You’re still haunted by his banana, marmite, and bacon sandwich.
Going off this, König is a little bitch when he’s tired. He refuses to admit he’s sleepy even though he clearly is. He could be sat on the sofa like a dad; arms crossed, eyes drooping, leg bouncing at a last ditch attempt to keep him awake and he’ll still refuse to come to bed because he’s “fine” and wants to finish the last bit of the movie.
If you’re out with friends he’ll try and refrain from being a little bitch but will do anything to convince you to give in for the night and go home with him.
You’ve never met a hotter human being. The window needs to be open and even then, he’ll still sleep with one leg sticking out the blanket or the blankets will be drenched in sweat by the morning.
Has to be the big spoon, it’s none negotiable. Not even because of his height, he just loves keeping you in a death grip. Not that you’ll ever complain.
Die Maus und Der Bär | König x gn!reader
anonymous asked: hallo!!! i am back once again!!
first of all, i just wanna say, the könig x reader you did for me (the one where they knew each other before) was fucking awesome dude, top notch shit right there. 10/10 amazing. thank you <3
second of all, i was hoping to request a part 2 for it! maybe one where reader decides to actually join KorTac so they don’t have to leave him again. the prompt that sparked this idea was "I don't wanna miss you again" and i just think it would be very nice very cute
as always, keep up the good work! you’re amazing!!! (ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!) -🏹
summary: a single chance encounter with somebody that you used to cherish just about changes everything.
tws: swearing, brief mentions of violence
part one: Maus
"Nein," he shook his head. "I'm going to take you home. You can't stay... I never stopped loving you, (y/n)."
"Fuck you."
"I will write," he promised. "I don't want to lose you again."
🌼 for the big mister